From: Typhon@yabbs
To: all@yabbs
Subject: The Bagel Saga...
Date: Fri Aug  5 09:51:34 1994

I've already told you all of my craving for the mighty bagel...Well, 
apparently Rod Serling likes them, for every time I attempt to buy them, 
strange, mysterious things happen. The following tale is 
true...Unfortunately.

I was in am Almacs here in RI...(NOTE: To those of you in Florida, The 
same man who until recently ran the Kash -N- Karry chain owns these 
stores) I was attempting to buy poppyseed bagels, and a woman who looked 
like a cast extra from IRONWEED approached me.
    "The devil." She said. I assumed she just thought I was the devil.Then 
she spoke again. "He's in there, you know." And she tapped my bag o 
bagels. "That's why the poppyseeds...to hold him."
    "Do tell." I said, being as how insanity interests me.
    "When he was banished from heaven, he was imprisoned in the
 popp ...That's how the drugs happened."
    "Oh?"
    "Yes...and now he's in there." Tapping my Bagels again, she retreated, 
and all scoffing aside...I bought Egg Bagels.

Typhon the Usurper