From: jujubee@yabbs
To: Natalie@yabbs
Subject: re: Best Pizza?
Date: Tue Aug 16 21:40:20 1994

THE PASTA BUCKET????!!!! Sounds REAL appetizing.... ;)

*jujubee's rendition of a brief "Pasta Bucket" scenario....*

Waiter:  UUUUUhhhhh....here's your bucket of pasta, ma'am... (PLOP!)

Female Patron:  WOW! Do you think I could get a bib w/that???

Waiter:  Oh, duh..I forgot...(fumbles in his pocket and pulls out a 
wrinkled, checkered, pasta-encrusted bib)...here! (tosses the bib at the 
patron)  

Female: Well, how do you expect me to empty my pasta bucket????

Waiter:  Oh, duh..I forgot...(fumbles in his apron and pull out a 
shovel)  Here you go! (tosses the shovel at her)  Enjoy!

Waiter shuffles off to serve his next victim....