From: balistic@yabbs
To: Hrothgar@yabbs
Subject: re: sun-drying
Date: Thu Aug 11 17:16:24 1994

Brian's recipe for boiled water:

supplies:
1 cauldron (extra large)
various sub-munitions lifted from an old Air Force weapons depot
1 frankferter (the kind with the cheese in the middle)
water (the wet kind)
3 live nudibranks (sea slugs)
a gas oven

   First place the cauldron in an ex-boy/girl friends kitchen.  Take the 
sub-munitions and place them in the cauldron.  Now stand back and admire 
your work.  Manipulate the frank so that it is facing due south and begin 
remove your clothes.  Once in the nude, take one of those little styrofoam 
cups from under your ex's sink and begin to fill the cauldron (yes, one 
cup at a time!).  Now open the oven and turn on the gas....do not light 
yet!  Timing is critical!  Now take whatever is in the garbage and replace 
it with the food in the fridge.  Let the garbage chill for 31 minutes.  
After the garbage is chilled and the former-contents-of-the-fridge are 
defrosted, place the live sea slugs in the cauldron.  Now begin tossing 
(under haned mind you) the garbage in to the cauldron.  Don't forget to 
leave the styro-cup in the garbage (depletes the ozone don't ya know) and 
light the oven.  After the mushroom cloud dissipates and the rubble stops 
smouldering, you should find that in the pot there should be something 
that resembles a boiling liquid.  WARNING!!!  DO NOT DRINK THE LIQUID!!! 
THIS EXERCISE WAS FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!!

after recovering from the burn ward, you may feel hungry for a baked 
potato, the directions are as follows.......

:)