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Call him bigwhale. ========================================================================= *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= I Like my Prof!! -Jamesy (with commentary by nybar) *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= I watch mogel, cooking ramen, oh poor mogel, he does not know the joy of learning.. He says I am dumb, and yet I know that I am better then him.. My professor tells me that I am better then him... Ahh my professor, I like to kiss his ass (editors note: ahhhhhh....) Lick it, lick it.. yumyum, my professor likes me to lick his ass, he tells me I am his best student, and well versed in kant, also. (editors note: you fag) I watch nybar writing his lame `zine. I tried to read it, but simply could not get through the first issue. My prof tells me it has no literary value. (editors note: ewww.. your prof says... eww.. lamer.) I watch nybar, yes, and I think I am better then him. Much better then him. My professor says that I am better then him (editors note; hmmm... no.) And now I am off to the mystical journey of the soul. ======================================================================== This next story, is real. The names were changed to protect the stupid. ======================================================================== Nybart and Shadow-Gao - by Nybar Nybart: "Like I was saying, if anyone wants too, they can kill ANYBODY else, no exceptions." Shadow-Gao: "Dahh, eye wunt a lolly pop." Nybart: "So, you think that you are tough?? Think I couldn't kill you?!@$" Shadow-Gao: "You wouldn't even be able to find me!" Nybart: "Oh yeah? I'd wait at your home!!" Shadow-Gao: "Hah, I don't even HAVE a home!" Nybart: "Guess your just a poor lamer then.. sides I could still find you at a party." Shadow-Gao: "Dahh penguins aren't mammals arrr fish, dey are octopussies." Nybart: "Your a big guy you say? You'd get to me before I shot you you say?! HAH! I'd have a poison arrow for a crossbow!!" Shadow-Gao: "Dahhh.. eye like beans.. eye yam stoopid." ======================================================================== And now for an impotent message from sweden!! Yay! ======================================================================== Impotent Message from Sweden -The Swiss We Make watches unden, hook hak. We en lIkE en poupey goorna. Swiss miss? Me love you long time! heek hook! KaiA kindren? IiiiieEE!! Me un impotunten? (shows limp penis) Ahhhhh... Mogel "Ok I admit it it's me mogel! So I'm impotent?! WHO CARES@! BWAHHH!! STOP HARRASSING MEEEE!#$@!#$" (editors note: ah... mogel? arg, oh yeah! it was tao and nybar in the other story! hah!) ======================================================================== you know.. stern is right. The french ARE cowards for co-operating with nazis! ======================================================================== I'm Still Fired - by Jubjub Just wanted you to know I'm still fired. I set up a strike by not letting nybar use my computer (pentium 200, 32 megs of ram.) but then HIS computer came! (pentium 233, 32 megs of ram, mmx). So he just started writing on that one. Aww mann.. he really stuck it to me. Actually this is just him pretending to be me right now. I really didn't think he'd fire me. Just because he says I was lazy and was the "Poupey Teamster" Nybar "Oh man I hope this episode of the thundercats is new.. hmm.. oh yeah jubjub is FIREEDD! *TOAST*!$#@ CRISPY!" ========================================================================== The sad tale O da FR0, ahh...is next, ok? thats it.. ========================================================================== The sad tale of the *FRO*(boy) - A true story by Nybar Ok, so froboy was working, grating cheese for that resteraunt mirage? Remember? Argh, it's in that froboy issue of poupey.. ahh.. which one was it... ohh it was something like 8-12.. erghhh... ok who cares anyway find it on: www.voicenet.com/~poupey Anyway, this is his contiued story. he wanted to be one of those preparatory chef guys.. kinda like.. oh shit it's on FIREEE!$!@$@!#$@!#$!@$!#@$ DAMN BEING ROBBED! (looks at two scary daemons and an old dwarf on a donky. Yells at the donky: STOP ROBBING THOSE NICE DAEMONS! and slaps the old ass on the ass! haha! get it?!) ok, as I wuz saying, he wanted to be one of those guys who prepares stuff for the cooks, right? So that cheese grating job was just like a bouncer pad to a better job! He wanted a better job, so of course he did the most silly and irrational thing out there, went to missouria. Now he gets to prepare ham sandiches for stupid people like farmer ted. Farmer Zed wanted to go (farmer ted, ned, led, bed, wed, ped, oed, aed, and farmed ked are his family in misery, but I needed him here so I cut off his feet so he couldn't go.) Ah, and thats it. Oh, and jubjub is still fired. ============================================================================= This is the tale of the great cow rebellion. It's inspired by, oh no room ============================================================================= The great, COW RRRRREBELLION! SZEITGEIST! Chapter 1 -Nybar Bessie the cow was never a quite contrary cow. Downright practical she was downright practical. But this cow had baddd blood in her somewhere and she got it into her mind that she could use the devils magic bullets.. err wait wrong story.. I mean she got it into her mind that she didn't need to follow the word of the human slavemaster. So, when the farmer, in the morning, called to all the cows to show their faith to the humans and moo to him, she remained silent. This is how it went: Farmer Led (in a cloak and with flight goggles): "MOO FOR ME! MOOOOO FOR MEE!@#$!#$ AHH!@$" *all the cows but bessie moo* "Everyone! EVVVVVERYYYYONNNNNEEEEEE!@#!#@$@!#$" but meanwhile bessie had quickly circulated through the grapevine that they need not moo. BLASPHEMY! It was what these enslaved cows needed to hear! Instead of mooing and kneeling on four feet, bessie STOOD! STOOD! THE SIGN OF FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEEEDOOM!@$ BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS! AHAHAHHAHA!#@$!@$ She waited for the others. Some hesitated, and she shrieked "FOR FREEDOMMMMMM!@$!@$!#@" they all stood. She SPEWED her nights milk ALL OVER farmed led!@$!$ BWAHAHAHA!@$#!@$!#$ So did the others! Now that they did not require that they be milked, they were FREE from vile humans! The others discharged thier milk cannons until Farmed Led was dead. Ashes to ashes.. and stuff. She picked a pretty flower and put it in her ear, then chewed on some grass. The flower was a symbol of freedom.. and ahh.. the grass.. um.. she ate that because she was kinda hungry. After congratulations on a job well done, she and her fellows worked in shifts eating, drinking (so they would have ammo) and preparing the defense, for the inevitable counter attack by their oppressors. TO... BE.... CONTINUED!!!!!! ============================================================================= And now for a story I wrote a while ago but didn't get released. ============================================================================= Jubjub the Iguana in, The Reluctant Pubic hair(s). -Nybar ---------- My brother jubjub; The iguana; once felt uneasy. He looked down on himself pissing and found nothing there but a hairless abomination. But then one day, he saw a small, hairy protrusion coming from below the left nut. He said "I love you little pubic hair, I shall name you; FRED: Pubic hair of DESTINY. Jubjub "Fred, meet your neighbor, Mr. Johnson, Mr. Johnson.. meet Fred" Mr.Johnson "Hi fred!!" Jubjub "Fred, meet Ballz, Da Warez King and Queen. Pretty soon your brothers and sisters will be covering them." Ballz "Hey fred! Phear! Ewheat 0-day k-rad warez in da house boyee!" Fred "Hi ballz! Mr. Johnson! I just KNOW yer gonna love what I do to the place." Jubjub "Nybar, I have someone who wants to meet you!" Nybar "Please, not one of Mr.Johnsons relatives " Jubjub "No! His next door neighbor!!!!!!" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzip EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Nybar "Put it away!" Jubjub "Say hello to him!" Nybar "To who?@$?@#$?!@$!" Jubjub "Why.. my pubic hair!" Nybar "WHERE?@#% Jubjub "Look closely, you'll see `em!" Nybar "I'd.. rather not get closer." Fred "Hi nybar! Love the `zine! Got any mystical advice?" Nybar "Wait not for the flan, seek it with all your heart. You will find what you desire." Fred "That was beautiful." Jubjub "Does this mean.. does this mean.. are you.. LEAVING ME?! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!#$!@#$!~$#@" Fred "I am to weak to make a colony now! The mystical flan will strengthen me! I will bring back my flanified brood." Nybar "Up from the ground in a bubblin' crudddeee" Froboy "Exactly!!" Nybar "Since when are you here?" Froboy "If I'm not in a certain number of issues, the steman in yo heads walk." Nybar "It's a joint venture!@$!@$ I SUPPLIED YOU WITH EM!$@ YOU JUST STORED EM!@$!@$@#!$@!#%" Meanwhile, south peru... Fred "Tell me more of the Nebuaybuay indians." Wise Traveler who has had to much Beer "They are a mystical bunch. Flan is plentiful among them." Fred "I must go there! SHOW ME THE WAY!!!@$" "Ok, sure" Vrooooooooooooom Nebuaybuay Chieftan "So, little pubic hair, would you like to marry my daughter?" Fred "Sure." NEXT DAY; The *EROTIC* HONEYMOON! Fred "Oh baby oh baby oh baby. Bring out flan to give us energy?" Nebuaybuay chieftan daughter "Flan? What is this flan you speak of?" Fred "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!@$#!@$!@$" Next day, a dark figure watches Msnbc. Some newscaster person "The top story of the day is a psychotic iguana by the name of jubjub was found wrecking lower manhattan in a tank, when asked for a statement later he said "Poobic' `har laeft maay." Since it was Lower Manhattan, no one pressed charges. In other news, The Nebuaybuay chieftan's daughter was found dead, shot by a gun.. a SHOT.. Gun. It was presumed to be her chiuahua, Cha-chi. On her tombstone, her family had engraved: "Oh, yeah, the flan I keep in my purse. got LOTS of that..." brick slams into tv. CRASH!@$ Fred "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!@$)@*%)+%@*!+)*#!%+!@*$#" N E X T D A Y Fred "JUBJUB, I'M HOME!!!" Jubjub "YAYYYYYYY! HOP ONTO YER OLD SPOT! YER BRO'S CAN SLEEP ON BALLZ!" "YAYYYYYYYY!!!" Jubjub "But wait.. I don't understand, how did you get all of these guys, and grow so much, too?" Fred "Well, I went to an Oriental resteraunt" Jubjub "WHATTTT?! *I'M NOT* PAYING!#R%" Fred "Don't worry, I used to money I stole off of this woman I was married to to pay." Jubjub "Hehe, tutu does pay. Cmon over here ya big lug." And thus ghandi crossed the atlantic in one flight and discovered America. It set off the civil war it did. ============================================================================== And now for the last tale.. I fragging asked you to submit but you didn't ============================================================================= The Great Cow Rebellion, Chapter 2. -Nybar The counterattack came, and then it came again. Several farmers had been mortally wounded.. but OH.. not enough.. even with the arrival with cows from several more farms, Bessie's forces were weakening. Only one more onslaught would finish them. She perked up her large cow ears... and heard the rumble. The inevitable onslaught was coming. Her forces stood, gaunt, hard from the 24 hours of defence. Dry, from stream after stream of holy purifying milk of freedom. They stood. The rumble came closer. Still, they stood stock still, on two feet to show that they could stand up to their oppressors. Some held pitchforks, captured from their oppressors. The rumble was upon them!!#$!@#$ They all tensed up, and saw a great force lead by one of the evil humans. A much greater force then they thought the farmers could have mustered. Perhaps.. but there was no time. The obvious leader, who lead the way which looked like a sword, and yet not a sword, called a halt. He stepped calmly forward, and lowered his sword, which Bessie could see to be a detachable sword-cane. He said "I come in peace, and bring reinforcements from the north east! They are not many, but among them are two hundred and twenty agile cats and four hundred cows, to re-inforce your sadly meage number. I have heard of your cause and have nothing but sympathy! Also among my forces are one hundred and sixty duck riders, ready with bills tipped with steel nubbins. We shall surely smite our enemies." Bessie, speaking truthfully, bubbled "My heart is filled." Nybar said "Come, we shall rest for the night, and then, COUNTER ATTACK!@#$@!#$!#@$" To, Be, CONTINUED! EOF