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I am the emperor of China. Hello, masta. Hajume! *** Terano (bhlee@roosevelt.ecn.uoknor.edu) has joined channel #chinese -- This is my first visit to to the "InterNet". It seems like a pleasant place. *** Jaydeman (emorysng@tempest.Berkeley.EDU) has joined channel #chinese Masta, I am honered to meet you, and to be in your prescense. Your english is very good, masta. *** TiGerX (myoung@haven.ios.com) has joined channel #Chinese *** Kinco (C1140252@bcitvm.bcit.bc.ca) has joined channel #chinese *** ice (~lmoy2@ICARUS.CC.UIC.EDU) has joined channel #chinese *dude* be careful, too much irc and you will be an addict like the rest of us. ....many late nights!!! *** Rayy (~hbhlt029@huey.csun.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** Terano (bhlee@roosevelt.ecn.uoknor.edu) has joined channel #chinese -- Doongah: Ah, a loyal follower! How would you like to visit China some day? Or do you live there now? *** c0ffee (~etsun@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** abc (fbap4167@leonis.nus.sg) has joined channel #chinese *** Flotatio (graywolf@hiway1.exit109.com) has joined channel #chinese bock : I live america. Chinatown! Doongah Jufah! Chinamen are friends. I know chinamen. Chinatown good. -- I could have my ambassador arrange to have some of you InterNet people flown over to my palace. *** cyclop (R85CC@cunyvm.cuny.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** niss (~niss@stc1.carleton.ca) has joined channel #chinese *** Doris (dorisw@alfred1.u.washington.edu) has joined channel #chinese hi all *** XSi (~enigma@unix.infoserve.net) has joined channel #chinese -- Hello Doris, I am the emperor of China. bockla u really? -- Yes Doris. Que da who voy asar! * Doongah bows to bockla. bockla ahahah...where r u? *** TiGerX (myoung@haven.ios.com) has joined channel #chinese * bockla bows to the InterNet people. Bockla : may I show you around the internet, master? *** DOKKEN- (~xsxiong@CCVAX.Fullerton.EDU) has joined channel #chinese Bockla : this is what we call IRC, Internet Relay Chat, master. -- Doris I will be flying to Zaire next Saturday. I am currently residing in Washington D.C. as a guest of the president. *** MorKAT (u8116076@ccsun26.cc.nctu.edu.tw) has joined channel #Chinese *** YanYan (lli@mickey.cariboo.bc.ca) has joined channel #chinese *** Faith (~jxeyu@ouray.cudenver.edu) has joined channel #chinese *Doongah* say yer a relative of Chaing Kai Shek or Mao Zedong or Sun-Yat-Sen *** kolors (~st932gn4@dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** JackW (HWANG@vm.ucc.uconn.edu) has joined channel #chinese *Doongah* currently flying next sunday eh? -> *Duungah* Mao Zendong. *** niss (~niss@stc1.carleton.ca) has joined channel #chinese Hajume! shit this is so fucken boring -- Me and my people are discussing trade policies at the moment. get off dokken, no one likes or appreciates your language -- DOKKEN- such languange around royalty such as myself. Perhaps this InterNet isn't so friendly as I thought it to be. *** Rayy (~hbhlt029@huey.csun.edu) has joined channel #chinese Bock : this is an evil channel master. Please follow me. *** Doongah has left channel #chinese *** icetea (slinky@r-node.io.org) has joined channel #chinese *** kwpan (~kwpan@temasek.teleview.com.sg) has joined channel #chinese bockla: hey who the hell are you..., hell no this is irc shit *** Ashura (ashura@dopey.cc.utexas.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** Duungah (periclez@netcom12.netcom.com) has joined channel #chinese Doon gah! -- DOOKEN- do you know who I am? I am the emperor of China.. You will stop this foolishness and bow before me. *** Zircon (sshuang@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) has joined channel #chinese * Doongah bows. *** Marty (It'syourjo@ppp044-stdkn2.ulaval.ca) has joined channel #chinese *** AcuraNSX (~Life@slip-9-2.ots.utexas.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** G-Funk (sing@bach.seattleu.edu) has joined channel #chinese bockla: and shit at your face? hell no sorry ... NOT!!! HAHAHAH *** tock (ayh4003@IS2.NYU.EDU) has joined channel #chinese -- Doongah: You will be rewarded greatly for your loyalty. *** cutie (~TAM@acad.wit.edu) has joined channel #chinese * Doongah defends the master. Die Dokken! *** niss (~niss@stc1.carleton.ca) has joined channel #chinese *** cats (mqt3592@IS.NYU.EDU) has joined channel #chinese *** kwpan (~kwpan@temasek.teleview.com.sg) has joined channel #chinese DOOKEN: don't give that shit!!!! -- DOKKEN- You will pay dearly for those remarks. BOCKLA: THE EMPOROR IS DEAD HAHAHAAH WE CHOPPED HIS HEAD OFF LONG B4 GOD CREATE THIS SHIT HOE *** lele (yayu@137.154.170.80) has joined channel #chinese dokken you've got a major problem -- Doongah see to it DOOKEN- is tracked down and caned. *** Zircon (sshuang@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) has joined channel #chinese jul1: what???? he started whti all this crap hahahah emporor my ass DOKKEN: no one wants to bow....we don't care... *** God (eabu3108@taurus.oac.uci.edu) has joined channel #chinese -- DOKKEN- I have taken over the throne. You silly boy, don't you read the newspaper? uce: hehehe me not going to bow..helkll not even to god himself *** KuaM (~lor@pentacle.cslab.uwlax.edu) has joined channel #chinese -- Such disloyalty!!!! I am outraged. Yes, master. Hajume! * Doongah yells the battle cry of the ancients.. *** Lyzzard (~tterence@merlion.singnet.com.sg) has joined channel #chinese DOOOOOOOOOON GAHHHHHH! -- Doongah see to it I never visit this InterNet place again. The rudest people gather here. dokken: is it bockla wants people tp bow him??? Yes, master. Shall we live, master? *** Rayy (~hbhlt029@huey.csun.edu) has joined channel #chinese -- ice That would be approprite. I am Chinese royalty. *** yjs (~jsyang@140.126.5.1) has joined channel #chinese Master : Sorry! Please, forgive me master. Typing error. USA keyboards bewilder me. *** ylee (ylee@jove.acs.unt.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** TiGerX (myoung@haven.ios.com) has joined channel #chinese Master : Shall we exit this cursed place? -- Doongah Yes, let us be off loyal servant. *** Doris (dorisw@alfred1.u.washington.edu) has joined channel #chinese bockla: hahahah there is no newspaper... since you become the call claimed emporor...you screwed all the people of their living and earnings that they used all the newspaper to wipe their ass with...cuz you use all their toilet paper wiping your own ass hahahahahaha *** anni_ (annie@nguyenh.RHN.ORST.EDU) has joined channel #chinese *** icetea (slinky@r-node.io.org) has joined channel #chinese What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? you're a liar! DOON GAH! JU FA! -- DOKKEN- You are a disgrace to my people. I pray I never see you again. bockla: we r not ur people...so don't give us that shit!!!!! *** Linsey (~sfc1918@grace-fddi.isc.rit.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** natural (~DAEHC@cunyvm.cuny.edu) has joined channel #chinese *** Faith (~jxeyu@ouray.cudenver.edu) has joined channel #chinese -- ice By God YOU will bow to me! -- Now I must be off.. enough of this nonsense. *** bockla has left channel #chinese IRC log ended Sat May 27 00:34 -- editors notes -- there has been a little rucus over the idea that i ripped the idea for irc captures from a group call " k-lined ". i would like to make it clear to k-lined and everyone else that i did not attempt to rip the idea. i hope we can release in peace with each other. * end of issue two *