MONEY INC. DIGEST #12 RELEASED 27 MAR 1994 TODAY'S TOPIC: CAMEL JOCKEYS SUCK, OR CRIME IN THE 90'S MONEY INC. IS: SLEEPY SONIC FURY METHOD MAN THE BIG CH33S3 CCRIDER Ok, let's say you're a complete imbecile, which you probably are, and don't know the first thing about comitting a crime. Well, that's where I come in. In this guide, I will instruct you in the finer points of crime, including, Carding (and why it's not what it used to be), bouncing checks (which is an easy way to get little things), simple field phreaking, breaking into cars (including GTE or Bell Vehicles), and mailboxing. All of these activities have been actually performed by myself and members of Money Inc. and the methods have been certified by the Fraud Division of the Anarchists of America Local #666. DISCLAIMER: DISCLAIMERS SUCK. BY THE WAY, IF YOU GET BUSTED, YOU SUCK TOO. Chapter One: Carding, the Lost Art. Once upon a time, all you had to do is call your local K-Rad HPA board and look through all the messages and you would find a card number. Then you would go next door, kill your neighbors and card shit to their house. Well, welcome to the 1990's. This no longer will work because, beside from the fact that murder is frowned upon in our society, too many lame carders got busted and the fucking companies got wise to our activities. So now, carding is severely limited. The best thing to do to get cards is to work in a store that delivers the shit that they sell. If they are in the middle ages and still use carbons, all the better. If they use verifones with that fucked up reciept paper, then try to find delivery forms...you know, the ones they give the dumb delivery guys. These usually have the number right on them. They will also have the cardholder's name and address and usually fone number too. Ok, now that you've got this, you can now card that new Amiga 4000 Toaster setup you've been jerking off over for the last 6 months, right? Wrong. Don't even try to card computer shit. If you have to read text files to tell you how to card, you will get busted. The best thing for you to do is to call up your local porno board and card an account there. Rusty and Edies and a few others are easy to do. Once you card an account there, you can donwload all the bestiality GIF's you want. Then you can stop jerking off over a computer. You can shine you helmet over a picture of some 13 year old black girl getting fucked by a horse. If you happen to come across plastic, rememeber, go to small stores or go to huge Wal-Mart type stores. The in-between places either have cameras or have enough time to verify your card. Wal-Mart, Target, or whatever you have in your neck of the woods are best, since they are usually busy and don't even usually look at the card. You should remember to try to be the same sex as the name on the card, as not to arrouse suspicion. Keep the card in your wallet, but hide your license, so you can claim to not have a license if they ask for one. Fake ID's come in handy here...if you can get a good one. REVIEW: DON'T CARD COMPUTER SHIT...CARDING ACCOUNTS ON BBS'S IS THE EASIEST THING BESIDES CARDING FONE SEX...IF YOU GET PLASTIC YOU DESERVE TO DIE! Chapter Two: Bouncing Checks Well, let's say you have no money in the bank. You want to buy a few CD's and you have no other way to get the money. Well, do what I do...BOUNCE A CHECK!!! Despite what you have been programmed to think, you will not rot in jail if you do it right. The main objective is to keep it small. If you keep the purchase under $200 or so, even if you do get caught, all you will have to do is pay it back. Next, do not make a pattern of it...do it once or twice every six months or so. Next, do not rip the same bank off more than once or twice. Otherwise, you will go to jail for a few days. Finally, DO NOT DO THIS IN YOUR HOME COUNTY...PREFERABLY NOT IN YOUR HOME STATE. If you bounce checks in a town 100 miles from home, they are not gonna pay a constable a ton of money to go and pick your ass up. The store will just write the loss off, and go on with their miserable lives. If you do this in your home county, they can readily call you at home, send you threatening mail, and have the local magistrate collect the money for them. If you can find a place that will accept out of state checks, go there, since I have never heard of anyone getting extradicted for check fraud. REVIEW: AGAIN, DO NOT BOUNCE CHECKS FOR COMPUTERS (OR CARS, OR GUNS, OR OTHER LARGE ITEMS!)...STAY FAR FROM HOME...DON'T MAKE A HABIT OF IT! Chapter Three: Simple Field Phreaking Ok, there are a few places that field phreaking can still come in handy. The main tools you will need are: a Red Box, Beige Box, small hand tools, dark clothing, etc. I am not gonna go into phreaking procedure here, since there are many fine phreak text files out there...just a few quick pointers. Number one...red boxes still work, but only from Bell Fones. Number two...blue boxes do not work, at least in the US. Number three...beige boxes are handy for calling those 900 numbers that give you access on your favorite porno BBS. Number four...If you're out at night, wear dark clothing and beige box in dark neighborhoods. If possible beige box in an apartment building. The usually have all of the line going into one big box in the basement. REVIEW: RED BOX, GOOD...BLUE BOX, BAD...BEIGE BOX, GOOD. Chapter Four: Breaking into Cars This method is also used for Bell trucks, since they have windows like any other car. Once inside you can get, in the case of a car, the stereo, money wallet, check book, or if there is nothing in the car, rip the seats and piss on the floor. In the case of Bell trucks, you can get linemans' handsets, tool kits, gas cards, important Bell papers, hard hats, first aid kits, CB radios, and we even got a portable TV set once. First get some old spark plugs. Then use a hammer to break the ceramic off of the plug. Try to get large pieces of ceramic. Marble sized pieces are perfect. These you will use to break the window of the car. All you have to do is walk up to the car. Stand about five feet away from the door window, and throw the ceramic chunk as hard as possible. This will cause the window to shatter almost silently. You can then do what you want. Just make it fast and once inside the car, close the door so the light goes off. Duh. Next, in case you want to break into Bell trucks...remember. Each prefix will usually have a switch with a few maintenance trucks. This is especially true in rural and suburban areas. The switches are usually out on a rural highway, major enough to be able to get anywhere, but out of the way enough to be unobtrusive to the neighborhoods. Go late at night, and hit the trucks. Do all of the ones in your area at one pop and then lay off for a few weeks, so they will have time to get more equipment. Don't worry about security...there usually is none. And Bell will continue to leave their expensive equipment in their trucks because they are too lazy to take it in at night. REVIEW: THREE WORDS...SPARK PLUG CHUNKS Chapter Five: Mailboxing Simple enough...find a dark neighborhood and look for the lttle red flags up on the mailboxes. If you find an apartment complex with regular mailboxes, you can hit the ones without flags up easily also. You can find interesting shit in mailboxes...checks (virtually worthless), cash (if you're lucky), magazines, court papers, etc. Stealing court papers is cool, because the prson you take them from will go to jail if they don't know the court date. REVIEW: IT'S TOO EASY TO EVEN REVIEW. Well, I hope this will help you in your life of crime...remember, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. A friendly reminder from your local chapter of the Anarchsists of America, local #666. WIN IF YOU MAY, LOSE OF YOU MUST, BUT ALWAYS, ALWAYS CHEAT! COPYWRONG 1994, MONEY INCORPORATED ALL RIGHTS BOUND AND GAGGED MONEY INCORPORATED IS: Sleepy - Founder and CEO Sonic Fury - Founder and Chairman of the Board The Big Ch33s3 - VP Drug and Fraud Division Mehtod Man - VP HP Division CCRider - VP Unix/Hack Division If you are interested in joining Money Inc., you are probably too lame. OFFFICIAL LIST OF MONEY INC. 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