MiLK is a classic, strong example of the trend of mid-1990's textfile writing groups: They give a good laugh, a lot of entertainment, and they make you feel like you're a part of their group as they tell you how screwed up they think the world is, and how much there is to laugh at. They team up with a group called "Tea" for a number of issues, as well as a couple of tag files for their name and BBS list.
Apparently, they didn't talk to each other a lot, because a lot of issue numbers are doubled. It all works out in the end, anyway.
Maybe I'm just tired from reading thousands of textfiles, but Issue #40 (The Guide to Atari) very nearly made me fall out of chair, laughing. Good stuff.
Filename |
Size |
Description of the Textfile |
m&tmem.ans | 898 | Milk and Tea Membership Listing (ANSI) |
m&tmem.asc | 1665 | Milk and Tea Membership Listing (ASCII) |
m2.dat | 4530 | List of the MiLK Files (Text File Collection) |
milk&tea.001 | 7100 | Milk and Tea Issue #001 "My Brain Exploded" by James Hetfield |
milk&tea.002 | 6781 | Milk and Tea Issue #002 "Obloid Recollections" by Nyarlatheotep |
milk&tea.003 | 6624 | Milk and Tea Issue #003 "Travel by Night" by Snakelady |
milk&tea.004 | 4168 | Milk and Tea Issue #004 "Tired" by Pip the Angry Youth |
milk&tea.005 | 5688 | Milk and Tea Issue #005 "Keet" by Snakelady |
milk&tea.006 | 7512 | Milk and Tea Issue #006 "Cheese Wheels of Doom" by Malakai |
milk&tea.007 | 4081 | Milk and Tea Issue #007 "Cheese Party!" by Nyarlathotep |
milk&tea.008 | 4363 | Milk and Tea Issue #008 "Satern" by James Hetfield |
milk&tea.009 | 7185 | Milk and Tea Issue #009 "Drugs, Fine Wine, Revolution and More Drugs" by Epic |
milk-001.txt | 7344 | Milk #001: Cows! Where MiLK Comes from, by James Hetfield |
milk-002.txt | 5905 | Milk #002: Warez Boards Can be Fun, by James Hetfield |
milk-003.txt | 4022 | Milk #003: MiLK's Guide to being an Asshole, by James Hetfield |
milk-004.txt | 2186 | Milk #004: The Hunt, by James Hetfield |
milk-005.txt | 3871 | Milk #004: Carrie Jacobson: A Case Study, by Epic |
milk-006.txt | 10156 | Milk #006: Pete, by Nyarlathotep |
milk-007.txt | 6976 | Milk #004: Are You Easily Influenced? by Epic |
milk-008.txt | 10881 | Milk #008: Tang Beverage Crystals by Epic |
milk-009.txt | 3661 | Milk #009: Joe, by Plaid Wilderbeast |
milk-010.txt | 2652 | Milk #010: Sugar High, by James Hetfield |
milk-011.txt | 6714 | Milk #011: Propoganda and Shit, by James Hetfield |
milk-012.txt | 5715 | Milk #011: Supermarket Sweet by Epic |
milk-013.txt | 14263 | Milk #013: Milk Poetry Volume 1 by James Hetfield and Mendeleev |
milk-014.txt | 5750 | Milk #014: Wank Bunny, by James Hetfield |
milk-015.txt | 4994 | Milk #015: Wank Bunny Part II, by James Hetfield |
milk-016.txt | 6173 | Milk #016: Ostrich Rider from Philadelphia, by Medicine Man |
milk-017.txt | 5184 | Milk #017: Jest Fox: part 1? by Black Justice |
milk-018.txt | 6948 | Milk #018: Pete Part II, by Nyarlathotep |
milk-019.txt | 5442 | Milk #019: Jest Fox: part 2 by Black justice |
milk-020.txt | 5712 | Milk #020: The Terrific Safety Pin by Epic |
milk-021.txt | 4619 | Milk #018: Lemmy, by Igor Shimsky |
milk-022.txt | 4149 | Milk #022: Faces in the halls, by James Hetfield |
milk-023.txt | 10769 | Milk #023: The Inferno Chronicles, by James Hetfield |
milk-024.txt | 2907 | Milk #024: Fast Money Milk Style by Nature Boy |
milk-025.txt | 4347 | Milk #025: Millie, by Yohan Bawk |
milk-026.txt | 5223 | Milk #026: Just Add Water by Epic |
milk-027.txt | 4536 | Milk #027: As You Were, by Epic |
milk-028.txt | 6733 | Milk #038: People Are Shitheads, by Yohan Bawk |
milk-029.txt | 3243 | Milk #029: Anarchy! And Shit, by James Hetfield |
milk-030.txt | 4456 | Milk #030: Easy Ways to Shock Your Parents by Biff Thelmus Bonglemeister III |
milk-031.txt | 3881 | Milk #031: 50 Ways to Say FART, by Black Justice |
milk-032.txt | 4960 | Milk #032: Let's Talk About Sex, by Biff Thelmus Bonglemeister III |
milk-033.txt | 3836 | Milk #033: A Welcome or Something by IceMECH |
milk-034.txt | 6293 | Milk #034: Keeping Things In Their Proper Perspective, by Biff Thelmus Bonglemeister III |
milk-035.txt | 18775 | Milk #035: The Feeding, by James Hetfield |
milk-036.txt | 8967 | Milk #036: Road to Somewhere, by Whoops |
milk-037.txt | 8496 | Milk #037: The Religion of the Spambiterians by Malakai |
milk-038.txt | 8606 | Milk #038: Conrad, by Conrad |
milk-039.txt | 7826 | Milk #039: Malakai's Guide to power BBSing, by Malakai |
milk-040.txt | 9625 | Milk #040: The MiLK Guide to Atari, by Atari John |
milk-041.txt | 3760 | Milk #040: How to Fly, by King Krazy |
milk-042.txt | 15814 | Milk #042: The Regurgitation by Whoops |
milk-043.txt | 12949 | Milk #043: no Title Cuz We're Confused, by Randall Flagg |
milk-044.txt | 3971 | Milk #044: OJ Simpson, by Winter Solstice |
milk-045.txt | 8622 | Milk #045: Sleep, by malakai |
milk-046.txt | 3520 | Milk #046: The Facts about Lampreys, by James Hetfield |
milk-047.txt | 4765 | Milk #047: Eat Pills, by Epic |
milk-048.txt | 6123 | Milk #048: How to / Sarcasm / Not, by Whoops |
milk-049.txt | 7241 | Milk #049: The Big Book of Ducks, by Malakai |
milk-050.txt | 9172 | Milk #050: MiLK Update 7/94, by Concerned MiLK members |
milk-051.txt | 3087 | Milk #051: Propaganda and Shit II, by James Hetfield |
milk-053.txt | 2942 | Milk #053: Conpoems by Conradz |
milk-054.txt | 4162 | Milk #054: I'm here to make You Bleed, by Frizzle Fry |
milk-055.txt | 5488 | Milk #055: Silly Pathetic Adventures of Malakai, by Malakai |
milk-056.txt | 5038 | Milk #056: TV Today, by Nyarlathotep |
milk-057.txt | 4814 | Milk #057: Stress, by Epic |
milk-058.txt | 5977 | Milk #058: Chat-Addiction Anonymous by James Hetfield |
milk-059.txt | 6548 | Milk #059: My Greatest Writing Ever, by James Hetfield |
milk-060.txt | 2839 | Milk #060: The Curtain by James Hetfield |
milk-061.txt | 4677 | |
milk-062.txt | 2164 | |
milk-tea.010 | 10645 | Milk and Tea Issue #10: The Poetry Issue #1 |
milk-tea.011 | 10325 | Milk and Tea Issue #11: The Wastebasket, by Groovy Mann |
milk-tea.012 | 6585 | Milk and Tea Issue #12: Stalkings, by James Hetfield |
milk1.ans | 3175 | ANSI Tag File for MiLK |
milkbig1.txt | 40622 | MiLK Big Issue #1 |
milkbig2.txt | 34797 | MiLK Big Issue #2 |
milkbig3.txt | 23479 | MiLK Big Issue #3 |
milkbig4.txt | 31876 | MiLK Big Issue #4 |
milkdist.ans | 1268 | The List of MiLK BBSes |
submit.nfo | 1997 | Submission Form to Write for Milk and Tea |
There are 83 files for a total of 605,833 bytes. |