+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ | \---------\ | | + K-LiNeD + | | \---------\ | +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ +-------------------------+ |#depressed - The Takeover| +-------------------------+ Special Thanks to "m" for his sharp wit and clever take-over technique. What could be more depressing than having your channel taken over? We decided to find out. In order to get the best results, we chose #depressed as our target. Here is what they had to say... *** Topic for #depressed: If you will be attending SummerCOn 95 in Atlanta msg [GoD] *** Users on #depressed: DeMoNiKa havok kemo @dirthole m alien @Blues Misery SexyLilDv @madrigal @robs @Speedmst @Kay @BioHazard reznor my life is falling apart at the seems. No one loves me. i'm here all alone and in my pathetic life. I can't even get ops on an irc channel. i'm so pathetic. i hate myself. *** Mode change "+o m" on channel #depressed by madrigal *** Mode change "-o-o-o dirthole Blues madrigal" on channel #depressed by m *** Mode change "-o-o-o robs Speedmst Kay" on channel #depressed by m *** Mode change "-o BioHazard" on channel #depressed by m that's what i figured he'd do. I love you guys! you asshole! fuck!!!! just wait...what goes around... * BioHazard ShOuTS: To kick m, /msg BioHazard k * BioHazard ShOuTS: To kick/ban m, /msg BioHazard bk * BioHazard ShOuTS: To leave m alone, /msg BioHazard s hi demonika *** Mode change "+o DeMoNiKa" on channel #depressed by m DJiNN ?!?!? HAHHAA! That's a script?!?!?! teehee. KICK HIM!!!! he's an ass!!! no, it's not. I'm not an ass. I love you. your a jerk madrigal tried to hurt me. so u take it out on the rest of us?! u r an ass! You're lower than a slug, m ... *** Mode change "+b madrigal *!*@eagle.ais.net" on channel #depressed by m *** madrigal has been kicked off channel #depressed by m ( do not try to hurt me. i didn't hurt you. ) I love you guys. no way! I would never hurt the ones I love. then reop us, dammit! you are my sole reason for living. i told you before that ops are my feeling of power. Let's create another room and let the weenie have his fun all alone *madrigal* it is the very end for you. he is so mean *madrigal* unban me or suffer it worse. She said "weenie" he does not love me. i love him still. he is mean, but i love him. I love all of you in this channel more than life itself. making #Depressed2 n01@# I love you guys! don't leave me See ya m ... you dork ciao . you are still welcome to have discussion. hello * Dulcinea has left channel #Depressed there's no stopping of depressed discussion. hey seedtime hiya m how a bout ops? seed: i don't know how much i love you yet. can I have 4 ops? *m* people are funny. why? hey gaucho. do you love life?! hey m I want to kick dirthole ? YOU BETTER FUCKIN' LOVE LIFE TO BE IN THIS GODDAMN CHANNEL. sure dirthole is wonderful. EYE LOVE LIFE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE@!#!@# madrigal is is on #zines. teehee. all the good people must stay pure. hmmm.. madrigal is proclaiming me a lamer on #zines well I thought i was pure i love life. do you love life, plae? life! i LOVE life i drOoL over life! gimme life I lub life Life is b00tiFuL BekSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi !! hon.. you know what guys? CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i dont like people calls CEE hey precious so *** CEE has been kicked off channel #depressed by pale ( bye ) life is like a daisy or rose re bluie! what assholes *** Azathoth has left channel #depressed *** Dulcinea (dukuck@199.183.203.93) has joined channel #Depressed i dont like people called kaitee either! come to depressed2 BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honey !!!!!!! *** Mode change "+b Kaitee *!*aite@*.mcs.com" on channel #depressed by pale huh! madigral is very mad at me. cee - you are making me angry m - arent we all mad? Becky my honey bunny wonder y, asshole! I made Depressed2 and Beckster is there ... anyone care to join CEE! ahaha i need to work on my soccer game what happened here? *** Blues has been kicked off channel #depressed by pale ( bam! goal$^*)@ ) this is where REAL conversations happen.. not a lam-0 ddepressed2 score for pale! pale - don't kick so much. m - ah comon pale: be nice m - ok. i fear you. pale - i want people to love me. i love you guys. you all suc naughty naughty people with ops are diseases with greed. :) *** BioHazard has been kicked off channel #depressed by m0rph^_ (_angstful kick_) hahaha madrigal tried to bomb me. *** ladiesman (kohman@ix-bal1-15.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel #depressed Ladies man w/ the n3tcr00z3r!@#@# Hey demonika Ladiesman in a very good mood Roses for all the ladies and high fives to all the guys re THIS IS NOT A TAKEOVER. THIS IS AN EXPRESSION OF MY LOVE. [When threats to our hero "m" bear no fruit, madrigal, class one lamer, resorts to begging.] m: No it's not a takeover! You just deopped everyone! m: and brought in your friends! m: Please! madi: ALL OPS ARE GREEDY AND EVIL. I LOVE YOU ALL NOW BECASUE YOU ARE PURE AND NOT GREEDY. I AM EVIL. I LOVE YOU well.. this is as fun as rubbing sandpaper on your private parts..and i should know.... [Ahem.. One wonders where freakgrl picked up such loathesome habits] m: see professional help. Power Monger! YOU DONUT DESERVE MY LOVE, BUT I STILL LOVE. Me T0o!@!#!@#!@ m=mental problem THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE. I HAVE BEEN IN NO THERAPY, SEE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM? REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TAKEOVER. WE ARE JUST SHOWING OUR LOVE TO YOU! *** m_freeze has been kicked off channel #depressed by m (only i am allowed to say that (i still love you).) EYE THINK I WILL PAY #DEPRESSED2 A VIZIT T00. [At this point, we have our hero "m" attempting to enter the newer channel, #depressed2. Here is his his *own personal log* of his adventure.] <m> ALL THE ELITE PEOPLE ARE HERE. <m> METHOS YOU TRIED TO HURT ME. <m> THAT WAS NOT NICE. Ha m_freeze, so you think yourself my equal...hmmm... But I have something I must tell you... You see m_freeze, I am not left handed either. *** m_freeze has been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (| PhoEniX |) <m> YOU D0NUT L0VE ME?! <m> I LOVE YOU BECKSTER. <m> YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. stop it M * Beckster wonders how well m would work as a conductor. * Beckster ties m to the base of a lightning rod. * Beckster is pleased as a storm starts brewing and lightning strikes the rod. * Beckster takes notes as m 's nervous system becomes a superconductor. *** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (Fo) <m> EYE NWO. [Our hero, "m", fights back] D/J] Flashed Beckster (rebeccab@grove.ufl.edu) *** Topic for #depressed2: Join in the kill M game! *** Users on #Depressed2: m m_freeze madrigal @Beckster @Blues @SexyLilDv <m> EYE NWO. D/J] ABNORMAL MSG DETECTED. Ignoring [methos]Āp3Q for 0 minutes. <m> [METHOS] TRIED TO HURT MME AGAIN. * Beckster dumps a can of gasoline on m * Beckster lights a match and tosses it. * Beckster laughs as m turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp. *** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (| PhoEniX |) [Again, "m" must prove his love...] [D/J] Flashed Beckster (rebeccab@grove.ufl.edu) <m> DON'T YOU LOVE ME@?#! may I have ur sex? op me. I can get rid of him. *** Mode change +o "madrigal" on channel #Depressed2 by Beckster <m> h0h0. <m> I'M IN TrOBULE N0W [D/J] BAN ON YOU DETECTED. By: madrigal *** Mode change "+b m *!*@grace-fddi.isc.rit.edu" on channel #Depressed2 by madrigal *** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by madrigal ( we don't love you. ) [D/J] Flashed madrigal (skippy@eagle.ais.net) *** #depressed2 Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel) Here, our hero's saga ends.. the m1ghty m0g3l - takeover d3m0nik4 - narration d1s0rd3r - at work