GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e , I n c o r p o r a t e d Presents: __ __ 888888888 666 _____ ____ _| |__| |_ 888 888 666 // | \ |_ __ _| 888 888 666 || ____ | || | | | | | 888888888 6666666666 || || \ / | || | _| |__| |_ 888 888 6666 6666 \\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 888 888 666 666 |__| |__| 888 888 6666 6666 888888888 666666666 "Chach!" by Oscar the Pornographer ----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #86 ----- ----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 ----- Lotsa folks been asking what "chach" means. Lotsa folks been saying it and not really knowing. Fuck them chaches. Here's the skinny for all you chaches in the LBC. Chach (n., ch-otch): Chach is not something that I originally came up with. After asking Seth about it (God knows why) and after many hours of blathering and talking in circles from Seth, I finally got sort of an answer. Closest I can get is that our beloved Lobo Licious propagated this lovely term after hearing it from a friend in high school. So it goes back many years! Anyway an example of a chach is someone is the classical "idiot." Such as Falstaff, Maurice, people that cut you off then slow down for reasons only apparent to their delusional brains, anyone associated with traffic and parking anywhere in the world, TABC, ATF, etc. It can also be used to describe temporary moments of idiocy. Such as when you go into a room in your house/apartment/whatever and you can't remember why you went in there. That is you having your moment in the chach spot light all to yourself. Or when you get in your car and are ready to backup but the car isn't in reverse. Chach. Or when you're chilling out at a party and it is loud because everyone is talking so you are raising your voice to be heard by someone next to you and everyone goes quiet at the same time and you are heard yelling, "So he fondles my balls some and I'm like is that all?" Chach. Chach can also be conjugated, pluralized, and deformed into about anything to suit the needs of your current situation. Such as chachiness. You have this aura of chachiness about you. Or chach'o'rama. That movie was just one big chach'o'rama. Or chachified. I kicked him in the nuts and he looked rather chachified. Taking "chach" one step further, you have: Chach Shot: This refers to when a man totally screws up the classic money shot. As an example he jets onto a woman's chest, stomach, leg, the sink, etc. [Editor's note: When something is "chach-like" it is referred to as "chachice" (pronounced "chach-ish"). Also, While Oscar is right about the *spirit* of "chach," the actual definition is "little Serbian girl." It's better not to ask why. Interesting side note: the term "chach" is currently being used widely by 1) Lubbock/ex-Lubbock geek-boys (and girls), 2) Dallas frat boys, and 3) several of the chaches that attended Defcon 8 last July.] ----------------------------------------------------------- GwDweb: http://www.GREENY.org/ GwD Publications: http://gwd.mit.edu/ ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/ GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/ Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/ E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org * GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Suck my fat one." - Gordon Lachance, _Stand By Me_ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -+- F Y M -+- GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\ copyright (c) MM Oscar the Pornographer/GwD Publications :SHIT YOUR PANTS: copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc. : GwD : All rights reserved \---------------/ GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD86