From: cate3.osbunorth@xerox.com (Henry Cate III)
Subject: Graffiti with a twist



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Here's a collection of Scientific and Futuristic graffiti:

Microwaves frizz your heir.

Got Mole problems?  Call Avagadro: 6.02 x 10-23.

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

Bumper sticker:  I'd rather be teleporting.

God didn't create the world in seven days.
He rested for six and then pulled an all-nighter.

Biology grows on you.

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.

Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.

Your test tube wears combat boots!

James Watt is so dense, he absorbs neutrinos.

Quasars shift red
Hot stars burn blue
Space is warped
And so are you.

Time is just nature's way of keeping everything
>from happening all at once.

There's no future in time travel.

Warning: Due to the robot shortage, some of our bartenders
are human and will react unpredictably when insulted.

Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

Mobius strippers never show you their back side.

Invest in physics, own a piece of Dirac.

Health is simply the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The reason computer chips are so small
is that computers don't eat much.

186,000 mps:  It isn't only a good idea; it's the law!

Radioactive cats half 18 half-lives.

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Henry Cate III
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  (ucbvax!xerox.com!cate3.osbunorth)  OR  (cate3.osbunorth@Xerox.Com)
The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, 
not a system to let him get off on technicalities.