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From: alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley)
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Subject: Getting along with the natives
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Date: 4 Jun 89 10:30:09 GMT
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A U.S. Army survival manual tells how a stranded serviceman should deal
with the inhabitants of wherever he is:

"Be respectful of their personal property, especially their women."

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