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From: dave@stcns3.stc.oz.au (Dave Horsfall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Some gross jokes from STC
Keywords: sexual, stereotypes, smirk
Message-ID: <3562@looking.on.ca>
Date: 26 Jun 89 23:30:12 GMT
Sender: funny@looking.on.ca
Organization: Alcatel STC Australia, North Sydney, AUSTRALIA
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(These are being told by our delightful receptionist:)

Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?

A: A whore screws everyone, a bitch screws everyone except you.


Q: What do lobster thermidor and oral sex have in common?

A: You can't get either of them at home.
-- 
Dave Horsfall (VK2KFU),  Alcatel STC Australia
--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.

Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.