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From: vvanduij@gara.une.oz.au (Vernon Van Duijnhouen STUG)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The difference between the nations
Keywords: sexual, national stereotypes, chuckle
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Date: 20 Jun 89 23:30:07 GMT
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Organization: University of New England, Armidale, Australia
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Q. Why does an Englishman close his eyes when he has sex?

A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman dissapointed !!

Q. Why does an Australian man close his eyes when he has sex ?

A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman enjoy herself !!!!

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