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Subject: pharmacist
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Date: 5 May 89 10:30:04 GMT
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(From: Greg Ryding)

        Time: Early Sixties.  Place: Yourtown, USA
        
             A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that
        they are going to sleep together.  So, the guy, Tom, goes to
        the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. 

             Tom goes up to the pharmacy counter and asks the
        pharmacist for some Trojans, (just like the kid in Summer of
        '42).  The pharmacist looks at Tom disgustedly and says,
        "What's wrong with you kids today, ya go on two dates and you
        wanna go to bed with each other.  Why can't ya save sex for
        when ya get married.  You should wait until you're married!
        Sex before marriage is a sin ya know."

             Well Tom calmed down the pharmacist and explained that
        his generation was a little different.  He said that he and
        his girlfriend were just trying to act responsibly and take
        precautions against pregnancy and disease.  The pharmacist
        conceded that times were changing and finally sold him the
        condoms.

             That same night Tom was invited over to his girlfriend
        Katey's house for dinner with the family.  When they all sat
        down, Tom asked Katey's father if he could say grace.  Her
        father said yes and Tom proceded to say a beautiful eleven
        minute grace thanking everyone from the Pilgrims to the
        President for the meal they were about to eat.

             After dinner Katey took Tom aside and smiling, said,
        "Tom, you never told me you were so religious!"  Tom smiled
        back and said, "Well, Katey, you never told me you father was
        a pharmacist."        

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