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From: brendan@jolnet.ORPK.IL.US (Brendan Kehoe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: True Intelligence
Keywords: heard it, funny
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Date: 4 May 89 23:30:06 GMT
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 This guy was walking through the zoo one day. When he was in front of
 the gorilla cage he bent down to tie his shoe. He noticed through the
 corner of his eye that the gorilla had also bent down. Then when he stood
 back up he saw that the gorilla also stood back up. To see if it was a
 coincidence, he bent down to tie his other shoe and once again the gorilla
 bent down. He stood up and the gorilla stood up. After glancing over his
 shoulder to make sure that nobody else was around, the man jumped up in the
 air. And you guessed it, the gorilla jumped up. The man was getting a kick
 out of it. He started making faces at the gorilla and the gorilla would
 copy everything he did. Finally the man got next to the cage and pulled the
 lower lid of his right eye down. At this point the gorilla reached through
 the cage pulled the guy in, threw the guy around the cage, and generally
 beat the shit out of him, then threw him back out of the cage. After
 hearing all the commotion, the zookeeper came running over to the man.

 "What on earth happened?" asked the zookeeper. "I don't know" said the man.
 "He seemed calm a second ago. I was jumping around and he was jumping
 around and he was doing every thing I was doing. Then all of sudden after I
 did this (pulls lower eyelid down) he got all mad and beat the hell out of
 me." "Well no wonder!!!" exclaimed the zookeeper. "That" (pulls lower
 eyelid down) "means F... YOU in gorilla talk!" "Oh" said the man not quite
 satisfied.
 
 He left the zoo but returned an hour later with a large shopping
 bag. Again, after making sure that no one was watching, he started jumping
 around and the gorilla did the same. After a minute or two of this he
 grabbed the bag and pulled out two butcher knives and threw one of them
 into the cage. He lifted the other knife over his head at which point the
 gorilla grabbed his knife and also lifted it over his head. After a minute
 of cutting the air with his knife and watching the gorilla do likewise the
 man snuck a large salami out of the bag with his other hand and stuck it
 between his legs. With a sweeping motion he came down with the knife and
 whacked off the salami "WHACK!!!" At this, the gorilla simply looked at the
 man and pulled down his lower eyelid.

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Brendan Kehoe
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