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From: miller@pixel.cps.msu.edu (Joe Miller)
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Subject: "No New Taxes"...
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Date: 2 May 89 10:30:04 GMT
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	In our image processing lab we recently had a chance to
    digitize and then re-view some of the Presidential campaign
    speeches.  Of particular interest was George Bush's famous
    "Read my lips, No New Taxes" speech.

	We hired a speech specialist and showed the tape to her over and
    over several times.  Not only was the tape played back slowly,
    but we performed a zoom operation on the (now) President's face.  As
    she read his face for clues, it became painfully obvious to her that
    George Bush was saying -- "Read my lips, No Nude Taxes". 

	With this subjective information, we called the White House 
    for an explanation.  Reluctantly the White House Staff admitted that
    yes, that was correct - "The President planned to clothe new taxes
    as user fees".

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	Joe Miller		
	PRIP Lab
	Michigan State University
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