Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!iuvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com (Emmett Black) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny,sci.physics Subject: Cold Nuclear FUSION; another confirmation Keywords: chuckle, topical Message-ID: <3368@looking.UUCP> Date: 24 May 89 07:20:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 16 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP A "classified government laboratory" in Great Britain has allegedly reported successful replication of of the "Fleischmann Cold Fusion Effect" (note they didn't mention Pons), with some subtile difference in technique. The principal difference appears to be that the electrolytes were "shaken, not stirred." -- Emmett (J.E.Black); GE Research -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions, but about 20% of the replies bounce.