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From: pt@geovision.UUCP (Paul Tomblin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Marcos
Keywords: sick, funny, topical
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Date: 23 May 89 07:20:09 GMT
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I can't understand why Corey Aquino won't allow Ferdinand Marcos back into
the country to die.
..After all, he let her husband come back into the country to die.

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Paul Tomblin
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