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From: jap@cbnews.ATT.COM (James A. Parker)
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Subject: Good News, Bad News
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Date: 22 May 89 07:20:07 GMT
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[The following is, as far as I can tell, original with me.]

There's good news and bad news on the investigation of the nuclear missile
dropped overboard near Japan:

    The good news is that the U.S. Navy is going to scan for signs
    of excess radiation.

    The bad news is that they've hired Fleischmann and Pons to do the
    testing.
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