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From: brent@uwovax.uwo.ca (Brent Sterner (UWO CCS))
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Moses ... good and bad news
Keywords: heard it, smirk
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Date: 21 May 89 10:30:04 GMT
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   The following was told at dinner yesterday.  I have no idea
of the origin.

	Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people:

	"The good news is we got them down to ten."

	"The bad news is that adultery is still one of them."
--
Brent Sterner
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