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From: mlf@genrad.com (Matt Fichtenbaum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny,sci.physics
Subject: The Fusion Jokes just keep on coming.
Keywords: original, topical, funny, offense=Utah
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Date: 21 May 89 07:20:07 GMT
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The structure of the deuterium (heavy hydrogen) nucleus can be
described as "a proton married to two neutrons."

Maybe that's why the fusion experiments only work in Utah.
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Matt Fichtenbaum
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