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From: witting@topaz.rutgers.edu (Paul K Willing)
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Subject: In the Family Way
Keywords: heard it, chuckle, offense=Alabamans, sexual
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Date: 17 May 89 10:30:08 GMT
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	In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about
the wedding that was comming up, but at the last moment, the groom
called off the wedding.  A puzzled drifter wanted to know why.

	PD: "Why did you call off the wedding so suddenly?"

	Former groom: "I just found out last night that she's a
virgin!"

	Even more PD: "But why is that so bad?"

	FG father, leaping to his son's defense: "Hell, if she's not
good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for my son!"
--
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