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Subject: Told in the USSR Again
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Date: 14 May 89 10:30:04 GMT
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SInce we're into USSR jokes:

Every philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room;

Marxist philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, but
the cat isn't there;

Soviet philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room,
the cat isn't there, but you keep shouting "I've found it! I've found it!"
-- 
Amos Shapir
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