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From: psrc@pegasus.UUCP
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: in crashes, casualties are always the first truths?
Keywords: chuckle, generic ethnic stereotype
Message-ID: <3212@looking.UUCP>
Date: 8 May 89 10:30:06 GMT
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A JEDR jetliner exploded just after takeoff, and crashed into a cemetery.

So far, they've found four thousand bodies, and they're still digging.
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Paul S. R. Chisholm, psrc@pegasus.att.com, att!pegasus!psrc

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