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From: len@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Leonard P Levine)
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Subject: Dangerous Waters
Keywords: topical, pun, smirk
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Date: 7 May 89 07:20:07 GMT
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What is the difference between a waltz and gunnery practice on a 
modern battleship?

A waltz is a navel engagement without loss of semen.
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