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From: ag3@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Rodney Mood)
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Subject: I wish it were a joke
Keywords: topical, true, chuckle
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Date: 6 May 89 07:20:04 GMT
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According to _The_Providence_Journal_, Claudine Schneider, a 
lawmaker from Rhode Island, mentioned to Dan Quayle during a 
conversation that she spoke fluent French.  Quayle was very 
impressed by her language skills and replied by saying, "I was 
recently on tour of Latin America and the only regret I have 
was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could 
converse with those people."  

All us Hoosiers down heer are reel prowd of good 'ol Danforth !-)

Of course, Central and Latin America are the pinnacle of 
brilliance in U.S. foreign policy.  After Reagan returned 
>From *his* visit, he noted:  "You'd be surprised.  They're all
independent little countries down there!"

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God Save Us,
Rodney Mood
mentor.cc.purdue.edu!ag3

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