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From: icsg8014@CAESAR.CS.MONTANA.EDU (Sam Patton)
Subject: Making it home
Keywords: sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
Date: 5 Apr 89 23:30:05 GMT

A friend of mine told me this one.

Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact

Man1:  You know what I hate about these games?  When I go home.
       I turn off my headlights, turn off the engine, and coast into the
       driveway.  Then I go to the front door, take off my shoes and
       sneak in as quietly as I can.  But my wife always wakes up and
       we end up having a fight.

Man2:  What I do instead is drive into the driveway, honk the horn a few
       times, get out of the car, slam the door, go in the house and slam
       the door.  Then I yell "Honey, I'm home", run upstairs, slap her on
       the ass and say, "How about a little love woman".  And she never
       even moves.
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