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From: srt@aerospace.aero.org
Subject: Top Ten Earthquake Lines
Keywords: original, topical, chuckle, gross
Date: 21 Jan 89 08:20:18 GMT


[On the 18th, Southern California was rocked with an earthquake that
 registered 5.0 on the Richter Scale.]

	Top Ten Lines Associated With Last Night's Earthquake

10.  Was it good for you?

 9.  I guess Oprah's off her diet.

 8.  What's that Scotsman doing in that alley?

 7.  Oh no, not *another* Apocalypse.

 6.  I told you that was Mary Lou Retton.

 5.  Whoa!  Who dropped the soap?

 4.  Jesus Christ, is that a body?  That's Jimmy Hoffa!

 3.  The King *is* alive.

 2.  It is I, *System Administrator Man*!

And the Number One Line heard during last night's earthquake:

 1.  Did you fart?


						-- Scott Turner

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