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From: hack@merkin.cactus.org (Greg Hackney)
Subject: Mortal talks with God
Keywords: smirk, heard it
Date: 20 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT

Mortal: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.

Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Mortal: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a second...

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