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From: mlindsey@X102A.UUCP (Steve Lindsey 04396)
Subject: Some comments from Julius
Keywords: chuckle, sexual
Date: 11 Jan 89 00:30:06 GMT


These are all true Groucho Marx anecdotes garnered from "The Portable
Curmudgeon" compiled by Jon Winokur.

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	Groucho Marx was having problems sexually (premature ejaculation).
Someone recommended a topical creme guaranteed to prolong erection.  When asked
later whether it worked, Groucho replied, "I came rubbing the stuff on."

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	A guest on Groucho Marx's "You Bet Your Life" television show was a
woman who had given birth to twenty-two children.  "I love my husband," the
woman explained sheepishly.

	"I love my cigar too," Groucho said, "but I take it out once in a
while."

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	Steve Lindsey 
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