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From: migod@csri.toronto.edu (Mike Godfrey)
Subject: One of our parrots is missing
Keywords: heard it, chuckle
Date: 14 Dec 88 11:30:07 GMT
Status: O


    A Russian man loses his pet parrot.  He looks everywhere, all around the 
neighbourhood, in the park, everywhere.  He just can't find the parrot.  
Finally, he goes around to the local KGB office, and tells the desk officer 
his problem.  

    The desk officer is a little puzzled.  "Look comrade, I'm sorry you lost 
your pet, but this is the KGB.  We don't handle missing animal reports."

    "Oh, I know that", says the man.  "I just wanted you to know, if you do
happen to find my parrot -- I don't know where he could have picked up his 
political ideas."
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