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From: tracy@ut-emx.UUCP (Tracy LaQuey)
Subject: Airplane humor
Keywords: smirk
Date: 13 Dec 88 11:30:07 GMT


			   Airplane Humor
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	Question: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?

	Answer:	  The cockpit door.


Pilot's bumper sticker:

		Don't tell my mother I'm an airline pilot. She thinks 
		I'm a piano player in a whore house.

	
Heard from the flight attendant:

	"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until the captain
	has come to a complete stop. We don't want you arriving at the gate
	before the plane does."	


[ It's my opinion that "Please remain seated until the airplane has arrived
at the gate" are the 11 most ignored words in the English language. - ed ]

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	Tracy LaQuey
	Computation Center, The University of Texas at Austin

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