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From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM
Subject: And a few soviet jokes
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Date: 11 Dec 88 11:30:12 GMT
Organization: Xerox, Sunnyvale, CA





The five rules of Socialism:

	1. Don't think

	2. If you do think, don't speak

	3. If you think and speak, don't write

	4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign

	5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised


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     Why is Poland just like the United States?

     In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever you
want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
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Henry Cate III
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