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From: smf@saffron.lcs.mit.edu (Stuart Freedman)
Subject: ashes to ashes...
Keywords: sexual, chuckle
Date: 9 Dec 88 03:58:14 GMT


         After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband, Mike, died
         suddenly.  According to his wishes, Debbie had his body cremated and
         placed the remains in a small urn.

              Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a full-length mink
         coat and an eight-carat diamond ring.  She went into the living room,
         removed the urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's ashes into
         a small dish on the coffee table.

              "Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to talk to you.  Mike,
         do you remember, for several years you promised me a mink coat?  Well,
         here it is, Mike.  do you like it?

              "And, Mike," she continued, "do you remember, for several years
         you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?  You remember?  Here it is, Mike.
         Do you like it?

              "Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes into the air,
         "there's that blow job I was promising you."

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