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From: larry@uts.amdahl.com (Larry Hardiman)
Subject: politics, dirty tricks
Keywords: swearing, true, chuckle
Date: 27 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT

(Heard from a friend in New York in about 1970.)

When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress he called
his opponent a "pig fucker."

Lyndon's campaign manager said, "Lyndon, you know he doesn't do that!"

Johnson replied, "I know that, but I want to make him deny it."

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