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From: mojo@reed.UUCP (Lightning Strikes)
Subject: King Bentsen
Keywords: topical, smirk
Date: 5 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT

>From Margie Boule's column ( Portland _Oregonian_).

What do Elvis Presley and Lloyd Bentsen have in common?

They've both been reported alive recently.
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