Flags: 000000000001 From: ranjit@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar) Subject: Jewish Mothers - from Leo Rosten Keywords: smirk Date: 18 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka. "The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing, put on one of the ties his mother had brought him, and hurried back. "Look, Mama! Isn't it gorgeous?" "Mama asked, 'What's the matter? You don't like the other one?'" from {ul Hooray For Yiddish} by Leo Rosten -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time. Try to wait.