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From: desmarai%iros1.UUCP%mcgill-vision.UUCP (Stephane Desmarais)
Subject: Some black mail
Keywords: maybe
Date: 16 Nov 88 16:30:04 GMT

(I was first exposed to this joke when a friend of mine
put it in comic strip form for a french course homework.
I don't think he invented it himself.)

A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises
decides to open a door.  He says "Wow, it's dark here!"
You can imagine that there's a man with a woman in that room...
The man asks, "What do you want?  Here's a buck, leave us alone."
A bit latter, the boy goes back again, opens the door, and says:
"Wow, it's dark here!"  "Not you again!  Here, take this and
go buy yourself something."  And the boy goes out with 2 bucks.

The following morning, the boy feels some remorse, and tells what happened
to his mother.  She says: "That's wrong.  You should go to the church,
and confess yourself."

So there he goes.  Entering the boot, he says: "Wow, it's dark here!".
To which the priest says: "Are you following me around?"
--
Stephane M. Desmarais

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