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From: a.l.judkis@watmath.UUCP
Subject: Guy and gorilla go into bar, etc
Keywords: racist, chuckle, rot13
Date: 15 Nov 88 11:30:04 GMT

A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together.  He says to the
bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here."

The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here."

So the guy figures he'll fix them, he takes the gorilla home, shaves off all
her hair, gives her a nice wig, lipstick, red dress, etc. He takes her back to
the bar and says, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here."
The bartender gives them the drinks and they go off and sit down and
chat.  The bartender turns to his buddy at the bar and says, "You know, that
drives me crazy, it seems like every time a good looking Italian girl comes
in here, she's with a black guy."