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From: mlf@genrad.com (Matt Fichtenbaum)
Subject: Going on Tour
Keywords: topical, chuckle
Date: 15 Nov 88 08:20:03 GMT

George Bush has announced that his Vice-President's
   first official assignment will be to travel to Lebanon
   to get firsthand information on the hostage situation.

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