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From: brian@radio.uucp (Brian Glendenning)
Subject: I wonder whodunnit?
Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, racist (mildly), chuckle
Date: 8 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT
Organization: Radio Astronomy, University of Toronto


>From prabhu@mitisft Tue Oct  4 16:00:31 1988

A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal,
the waitress came by with the inevitable check. To the amazement
of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!", and he actually
did.

The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:

	"JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND ALLEY".
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Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.