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From: wyle@lavi.UUCP (Mitchell Wyle)
Subject: Do I know you?
Keywords: sexual, gross, chuckle, rot13
Date: 3 Nov 88 11:30:03 GMT

A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Italian are in heaven discussing their
respective deaths; they realize they all died because of cars.  The
Frenchman was making love to his girlfriend while on the highway and
died in a fatal accident.  The Italian drove his Ferrari so fast, he
wiped out, crashed into a tree, died.  The Russian saved all his
rubles for a year to buy a Lada, and starved to death.

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A mexican bandito asked his friend if he knows Pancho Villa.
"Do I know Pancho Villa? Do _I_ know Pancho Villa??  One day after I rob bank,
my pistollo is yanked from my holstero.  Behind me stand Pancho Villa.
He take my money, say 'Eat my doodoo.'  Rather than to die, I eat his doodoo.
While I eat his doodoo, I yank his pistollo.  I say, 'Eat _MY_
doodoo.'  Rather than to die, he eat my doodoo.  You ask me if I
know Pancho Villa?  We had lunch together!"

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-Mitchell F. Wyle            wyle@ethz.uucp