Flags: 000000000001 From: keithe@tekgvs.GVS.TEK.COM (Keith Ericson at TekLabs (resident factious factotum)) Subject: Report cards Keywords: true, smirk Date: 30 Nov 88 03:30:04 GMT Organization: Tektronix, Inc., Beaverton, OR. (This actually happened the other night. I'll always remember it... keith) It's report card time around here and my junior-high-school-aged daughter was preparing me for her soon-to-be-delivered grade slip. After telling me about her solid A in math, an almost-as-solid A in both science and English, a hoped-for A in phys ed, and "pretty certain" A in choir, she had to inform me that she would only be getting a "low B" in history. I asked her "Why don't you do as well in history as in your other subjects?" After a bit of a pause she replied, "I don't remember." -- keith -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.