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From: rmach@polyslo.calpoly.edu (Roger Mach)
Subject: Three rodents with defective visual perception
Keywords: heard it, chuckle
Date: 24 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT



(sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice)


   Three rodents with defective visual perception,
      three rodents with defective visual perception.

	 Visualize how they perambulate,
	    Visualize how they perambulate.


   They all perambulated after the agriculturalist's spouse,
      she severed their spinal columns with a kitchen utensil.

	 Have you ever seen such a spectacle in your existence,
	    as three rodents with defective visual perception?


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< Roger Mach >                   Heard around a campfire a long time ago...

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