Flags: 000000000001 From: fraser@engine.dec.com (Product Acoustics Group*MLO6-2/T13*223-8744) Subject: Difference between US & UK... Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk Date: 22 Nov 88 16:30:06 GMT Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation UK - 100 miles is a long distance. US - 100 years is a long time. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.