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From: rn10+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ronald J. Notarius)
Subject: Elvis
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, topical, funny
Date: 22 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT
Organization: Carnegie Mellon

Sorry guys, but there is now definitive, undeniable proof that Elvis is, indeed,
dead.

He was registered to vote in Chicago.
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Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.