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From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM
Subject: More soviet jokes
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, funny
Date: 21 Nov 88 16:30:07 GMT
Organization: Xerox, Sunnyvale, CA



    Czech walks into police station in 1968 during the Fraternal
    Assistance.

    Czech:  Hey, out there in the street, a Swiss soldier knocked
        me down and took my Russian watch.

    Desk Sergeant: Come again?

    Czech:  Are you deaf?  Out there in the street, a Swiss soldier
        knocked me down and took my Russian watch.

    Desk Sergeant: You're confused.   It was a Russian soldier who
        knocked you down and took your Swiss watch.

    Czech:  Well, maybe, but you said it, not me.

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Henry Cate III
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