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From: svh@xait.UUCP (Susan Hammond)
Subject: A Quail in my voice
Keywords: topical, funny
Date: 21 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT

(From:    Miriam Lezak)

 Don't know much about history
 Don't know much foreign policy
 Don't remember how I got through school
 I'm sure I didn't break the rules
 But what's it matter 'cause my granny says
 "Boy, if you want to you can be vice prez
 And what a wonderful world this will be"

 Don't know much about the women's vote
 Don't know much about the bill I wrote
 Don't know much about the foreign vets
 I've never voted for 'em yet
 But I do know if your dad tries hard
 He can get you in the National Guard
 And what a wonderful place that can be


 Now I never claimed to be an A student
 But what's wrong with C's?
 And maybe by knowing the names of my cabinet
 I can win their love for me

 Don't know much about air pollution
 Don't know much about the constitution
 Don't know much about th'economy
 It never much affected me
 But there's one thing that I know for sure
 If the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor
 What a wonderful world this will be

Don't know much about the national debt
 I've never had to pay one yet
 If we need to we can sell the States
 To the Japanese at discount rates
 But I do know if things get bad
 George and I can always call my dad
 And what a wonderful world this will be...
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