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From: richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton)
Subject: Greek Horses?
Keywords: funny, heard it
Date: 13 Oct 88 15:30:04 GMT

Ok, did you hear this one:

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, thwo cars both slightly cross
over the white line in the centre of the road. They collide and a
fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt. It's
impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however.

They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer. The lawyer calls
the police on his car phone; they'll be there in 20 minutes.

It's cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The laywer offers
the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts,
drinks and hands it back to the laywer, who puts it away.

``Arnt you going to have a drink ?'' the doctor says.

``AFTER the police get here'' replies the lawyer.

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