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From: dmh@sq.sq.com (David Harrison)
Subject: Centre for disease control
Keywords: sexual, chuckle
Date: 23 Oct 88 15:30:03 GMT

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A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.  

When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes 
have had something dreadful happen to them..  "Eeek!" says she.  
"Oh, I used to have toe-lio," says he.  "You mean polio?"  "No, 
toe-lio."  So they continue.

When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten
with sledge hammers.  "Eeek!" says she.  "Oh, I used to have the
knee-sles," says he.  "You mean measles?"  "No, knee-sles".  Still
undaunted, they continue.

When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says "Don't tell
me!  Small-cocks!"

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